…You have perfected the art of breathing through your mouth when procrastinating diaper changes.
…You think a lunch of sliced up hot dogs and ketchup looks good.
…Taking a shower before noon means it’s a good day.
…You hide all your treats for after your kids go to bed.
…When you have to use the bathroom, you find yourself saying, “I need to go tinkle now.”
…A clean house means no visible dirty diapers and fewer than 10 toys on the floor.
…You do a quick wipe of the leftovers on your baby’s tray before feeding him another meal.
…Getting “all dressed up” means actually doing your hair.
…You let your kids into your bed in the morning so you can sleep a little longer.
…Your closest friends are people whose kids your kids play with.
…A t-shirt and diaper is acceptable summer wear for your kids.
…You tell your thumb-sucker that his thumb will fall off if he keeps sucking it.
…You’re so sleep deprived that putting your cell phone in a cup of water makes perfect sense.
…The theme song from The Cat in the Hat is stuck in your head all day long.
…You’re willing to sit in extremely awkward positions so your babies will keep cuddling with you.