You might be 8 months pregnant if…
…Cleaning the house is all done by foot. You’ve got that toy shuffle down pat.
…Dressing up translates into you actually wearing your own clothes instead of your hubby’s t-shirts.
…You can go from feeling fine to feeling nauseaus, heartburn, and slightly turned on all at the same time.
…When people say “Almost there!” you smile and nod while thinking “Not soon enough!”
…You suddenly discover the need to sort through every drawer and closet in the house.
…You strip down to your underwear the second the other kids are in bed.
…Sleeping requires an army of pillows, which makes getting up three times a night to pee quite tricky.
…You chop your hair off just so you don’t have to do it anymore.
…You wait all day for your husband to come home so he can put away the dishes that go on the bottom shelf.
…You neglect taking those belly shot pictures because you dont want to get dressed up.
Or maybe thats just me.
6 weeks to go!
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